TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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