im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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