If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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