Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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