We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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