it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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