Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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