so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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