I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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