Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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