i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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