At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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