I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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