Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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