Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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