Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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