I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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