I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
