i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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