My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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