her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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