That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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