unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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