White coat. Heels.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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