Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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