I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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