I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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