your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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