PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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