Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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