You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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