Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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