please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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