until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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