how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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