There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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