ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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