Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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