Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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