i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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