does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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