i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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