Pants 0. Shit 1.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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