i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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