After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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