is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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