so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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