I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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