I think my vagina is haunted
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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