Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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