we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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