so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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