Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The adults are the big ones right?
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