We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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