I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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