Me. At least after what I've been through.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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