Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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