I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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